whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

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22.May.13 9 hours ago
  • normal people: popular in real life
  • weird people: popular on tumblr
  • me: unpopular in real life and tumblr
22.May.13 9 hours ago

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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22.May.13 18 hours ago

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

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22.May.13 18 hours ago
21.May.13 1 day ago

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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21.May.13 1 day ago

wartortles:

if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

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21.May.13 1 day ago